In Thailand I would find another wild Kratom strain I had never heard of before. The Thai Kratom was less balanced than other Kratom, but revving from pure energy like the heart of a young sun. And I thought to myself: “what would happen if I mixed all these fine Kratoms together?” That’s what I did. And I started again with the preparations of grannies secret ancient Kratom Tea Recipe, and I boiled the tea down until it was like syrup, and boiled it down even stronger until it became like black sticky rocks. And I called these rocks 15x Full Spectrum, because this is what they did to my heart and my soul: filling them up with 15x Full Energy and with 15x Full Spectrum Happiness. I almost burst to pieces from power!
I jumped back to my spaceship, had it repaired in just moments and filled its tank with 15x Full Spectrum Kratom. And the engine roared and through the solar winds I went back to the big bright Kratom Cloud. (This 15x Full Spectrum Kratom is what our race has been using for cosmic fuel since then)
I went to other parts of the Kratom universe with a shipload of fine Kratom samples and forgot about Planet Earth. And what did I have to find out now? You made a mess of it in the meantime! And you forgot about Kratom again!
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