At first I found it kind of boring - nothing but pristine white sandy beaches, palm trees and cockatoos, all fringed by coral reefs and manta rays. But then I caught a whiff of something distantly familiar: a Kratom tree, though of unknown strain. I brewed a decent Indo Kratom Tea out of its leaves, following the ancient Kratom Tea Recipe of my grandmother, boiled it down with sugar until it got really like syrup and tried… And it made me feel like I could just jump back to my big bright Kratom Cloud without the help of a spaceship. The Indo Kratom was so heavenly euphorizing that I even could forget about being stranded on a distant planet with a broken spaceship and little hope to make my way back home. This was really great Kratom, I thought; even better than anything we had in the big bright Kratom Cloud. “But strange,” I said to myself, “the other inhabitants of this world don’t seem to know about Kratom.” So I fed some Indo Kratom to the manta rays. The manta rays liked that a lot, they started giggling and flapping their fins in happy excitement. Suddenly they waddled over the beach, picked their own Indo Kratom leaves and finally pulled me away to the coast of Bali.

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